'Information about the package is as important as the package itself.'
Frederick W. Smith
Arik, we love you and all, you're adorable, but you'd think being alive this long, you'd have learned how to lead with the right information by now.
You'd think, wouldn't you?
Unfortunately that'd require thinking in a straight line, which Arik doesn't. It makes him really good at putting together disparate information and finding hidden patterns, but really BAD at communicating. Other people's thoughts are ducks in a row, Arik's are squirrels. Squirrels on a sugar high.